Introducing “The OMFG flash” that’s right now available to the general public for the first time for a limited time. We basically took a Viagra pill and turned it into digital code, and then we downloaded it into an ECU. So get yours NOW. What are people saying about the flash, nothing because they’re dead? That’s right put this flash in your ECU and you will die. Do you want the ultimate riding experience before your bike blows up, than this flash is for you? While other flashes have LAUNCH control, we have LOST control, that’s right, pull the clutch in and grab a handful of throttle, and then release the clutch, Out of control. Now I know you’re asking yourself, this sounds too good to be true. It isn’t, what does the OMFG flash have, well, the RPM limit was raised to infinity, that’s right no more pesky Redline, we removed the top speed limiter because you will die before you hit maximum speed anyway. You also get decreased fuel economy, whose counting mileage when you’re trying to go as fast as you can, am I right. Now I know you’re like how much is this remarkable flash, now wait, if you order the OMFG flash within the next 30 minutes, we will send you two OMFG flashes. That’s right take a buddy with you, on your ride to oblivion. Now, here is the best part, the OMFG flash is FREE, that’s right I said FREE. All you have to do prior to us sending you this remarkable flash is put on your life insurance policy, that’s it. Amazing right. To get in on the OMFG flash, all you have to do comment below that you want the flash, and then we will contact you.

So this is a HARD wired ecu flash ? count me in !!!

we removed the top speed limiter because you will die before you hit maximum speed anyway.

LMAO,,, finally some flash humor,,, Can I have one. Sounds scary lol

I figured with all the flash wars going on, we needed a little levity.

It's not funny....

j/k;)

Fiction what are you charging for this super amazing hard on OMFG flash? $700? $1000? Whatever it is... it's not enough!
I got my OMFG flash and my bike wheelies, and it pulls WWWAAAYYY HHAARRDDDERR NOWWWWW.

* Last updated by: VicThing on 9/9/2015 @ 5:25 PM *

Wow! I just installed my OMFG Flash and now my bike wheelies!
and it's not even running! It's just sitting there in the driveway on it's back wheel!!! I am super impressed with this OMFG Flash. As soon as I update my insurance policy to put you guys on it I'm going to take it around the block for a spin. Luckily I live right next to a grave yard. My wife actually bought this flash for me, said she hoped I'd get what I deserve. Thanks Honey!!!

Mad

I hope this isn't just a copy of the "OMFG Romans flash of the Gods" that I'm running....that's plagiarism.
BUT......, If this is something more than I have currently...., then I want it. Where do I sign??

Lmao

GTFOMC FLASH is the latest from Bizmo. According to the article, it says there is a huge jump in teeth exposure.
However, in the wrong hands, there is no difference. Not a problem. The article confirms there is a backup flash for those types and they us the ESAD flash with just a jump of a wire.

The GTFucks and their Case vs. the ESAndDie flashers has started a stampede towards their mailboxes. It seems the GeThefukoff's can't keep up with the EatShits, and has died on the way to the dynos.

So if you are ready for a trot down 'memory' lane, line up with your favorite flash in these two dazzling settings. Use JERK for street and OFF for race. Be the next Jerkoff on your block to trip over yourself heading towards that mailbox.

Why, I heard the bell 'ring' off my mailbox door... BRB!

Me too...oh..forget it...it's that wrench I ordered for my 'FASTEST BIKE ON THE PLANET' H2.