(((Ring-Ging Rich!)))
Dealer Pee Rinse Apple: Steel her ship, I am the pee rinse sap pulling the phone cord up to my ear here...
Cuss two me are: Yes, I'm in need of an oil change is and check things out too.
Dealer Pee Rinse Apple: Sure, we can hang on... Let me connect you to the back.
Cuss two me are: No, they just rip did me off saying pay this for that and say look, you'll pay for disshitoo!
Dealer Pee Rinse Apple: Say, thanks for giving me the heads up on the suggestion box is what does my ear look like?
Cuss two me are: Figured I'd drop my bike in for the first service. See if your clowns in the back screwed up...
Dealer Pee Rinse Apple: Say wait a minute here, are you saying your service records fall into the check me 600 points
Cuss two me are: Of service? Yes, that is what I was getting at. You have a basic first service and check as per are
Dealer Pee Rinse Apple: We a dealer franchise and you are talking to the owner pee rinse supple is my contract up?
Cuss two me are: I know the factory can't call the ball on your price is that I know. But if you are going to yank my wallet out of my ass, charge me extra for things you'll forget not reading the owner's man you will pay in the end
Dealer Pee Rinse Apple: Of story. I hear you Mr. Customer. Maybe we can swing something here.
Cuss two me are: First, my name is CUSS too smear my name like that, how dare you take a bike to the dealer and now clear that ass of a pee rinse some owner the riot act about owning a jet on wheels and now either I get some professional service at the going price or we rip you one oil filter from the back, set the cans of oil in the bag too. Drop a new drain plug don't let me remind you about keeping that washer for the tool box so things are faster in the back did you say?
Dealer Pee Rinse Apple: I said if the factory dies not line up their dealer principals all in a duck is fire the fucks!
Cuss two me are: Hey, I just want to get my oil changed and a 600 service is how is it I'm taking a loan out for an oil change and it cost more than a month's you till eye teas are watching?
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