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Thread: If you having wrench problems....

Created on: 01/20/15 10:17 PM

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phildobaggins


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If you having wrench problems....
01/20/15 10:17 PM

I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but a spanner ain't one

I got the preload Patrol on the shift patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my garage's closed
Rap critics that say he's 'Money, Kawasaki, Hoes'
I'm from the hood stupid, what type of tuner are those?

If you grew up with holes in your alpinestar toes
You'd celebrate the minute you was havin' dough
I'm like fuck partzilla, you can kiss my whole asshole
If you don't like my lyrics, you can press fast forward

Got beef with honda if I don't play they show
They don't play my hits, well I don't give a repsol shit, so
Rap mags try and use my track ass
So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers

I don't know what you take me as
Or understand the KTRC that Jay-Z has
I'm from, rags to suspensions, niggaz I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems, but a spanner ain't one, hit me

99 problems but a spanner ain't one
If you havin' wrench problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but a spanner ain't one, hit me

The year is ninety-four, a gsxr750 is on the move
In my rear view mirror he's gonna motherfuckin' lose
Got two choices y'all, pull over the zuke or
Bounce on the Devil, roll the throttle to the floor

And I ain't tryin' to see no gopro chase with Jake
Plus I got a few dollars, I can nitrous the case
So I pull over to the side of the road
Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?

'Cause I'm young and on the track and my nitrous is real low
Or do I look like a mind reader sir? I don't know
Am I under arrest or should gear down some mo'?
Well you was doin one fifty-five in the one fifty-four

License and registration and step over to the car
Are you carryin' a weapon on you? I know a lot of you are
I ain't steppin' toward shit, all my papers legit
Well do you mind if I look around the bike a little bit?

Well my Connie 14 glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the back
And I know my rights, so you gon' need a warranty for that
Aren't you sharp as a tack, you should try out
For lawyer or somethin', somebody important or somethin'

Child I ain't boosted a bar, but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally turbo my shit
Well we'll see how smart you are when the canine comes
I got 99 problems, but a spanner ain't one, hit me

99 problems but a spanner ain't one
If you havin' wrench problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but a spanner ain't one, hit me

99 problems but a spanner ain't one
If you havin' wrench problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but a spanner ain't one, hit me

Now once upon a time, not too long ago
A track star like myself had to strong arm a hoe
This is not a honda in the sense of havin' a pussy
But a pussy havin' no goddamn sense, try an' push me

I try to ignore him, talk to the Lord
Pray for him, but some fools just love to perform
You know the type, loud as a motorbike
But wouldn't bust a clutch wheelie in a fruit fight

And only thing that's gon' happen is I'ma get to clappin' and
He and his boys gon' be yappin' to the road Captain
And there I go, trapped in the Kit-Kat again
Back through the system with the riff-raff again

Fiends on the floor, scratchin' again
Paparazzis with they cameras, snappin' them
D.A. try to give a nigga shaft again
Half a mill' for bail 'cause I'm African

All because this fool was harassin' them
Tryin' to play the boy like he's saccharin'
But ain't nuttin' sweet 'bout how I hold my gun
I got 99 problems B and a bitch ain't one, hit me

99 problems but a bitch ain't one
If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one, hit me

99 problems but a bitch ain't one
If you havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one, hit me

Havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one, ha ha
You crazy for this one Rick, it's your boy

so on and so forth

NEW WRENCH

Take it easy rear shock....see yah later low ride height.



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Rook


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RE: If you having wrench problems....
01/21/15 5:04 AM



08 MIDNIGHT SAPPHIRE BLUE ZX-14 Now Deceased, will be resurected 2024 ZX-14R bran friggin NEW!

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zxhoya


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Location: East Coast USA

Joined: 06/09/14

Posts: 117

RE: If you having wrench problems....
01/21/15 7:40 AM

Lol, love it!



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capt10ed


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Joined: 04/04/14

Posts: 193

RE: If you having wrench problems....
01/21/15 9:28 AM

That's funny!!!!



2004 zx12 1290cc 191std HP 495 lbs
2014 zx14r 195sae HP 520 lbs
2014 Loring AFB 14 runs over 200mph
with a best of 208.1 in 1.5 miles
and 204.5 in the mile.
Now the Turbo 14R - best of 223.1 in the mile and 224.6 in the 1.5

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Maddevill


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Location: Hayward, CA

Joined: 04/23/11

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RE: If you having wrench problems....
01/21/15 10:14 AM

Rap Battle- Phildo vs Wolfman!! Begin...

Mad



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VicThing


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Posts: 2398

RE: If you having wrench problems....
01/21/15 4:29 PM

It's even better listening to the song but reading these lyrics...i got 99 prob'ms but a spanner aint one!

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VicThing


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Posts: 2398

RE: If you having wrench problems....
01/21/15 4:48 PM

If we're talking free style,
if we brawl
yall ain't gonna recover for a while
Cause I got lyrical weapons
that are hard to match
It's easier for me to beat you down lyrically
than navigate yo ho's thatch!

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phildobaggins


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Joined: 12/22/14

Posts: 44

RE: If you having wrench problems....
01/21/15 5:38 PM

When in doubt
brawl it out
Your ass is like my intake
I'll ram air till you poubt

Chain strong
money long
950psi on the bottle
Then I'm gone

Your left broke as fuck
I'm right one seventy in a tuck



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VicThing


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Posts: 2398

RE: If you having wrench problems....
01/21/15 5:48 PM

Step up cous you want some more?
I'll put your mouth on my tailpipe
til you hit the floor!
Yeah that's how I roll,
straight up Ninja style
you wanna beef?
Good luck with that hospital bill,
cause now they gotta fix yo teef!!

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