This may be a great new retirement strategy.

Say you are an older senior citizen, and can no longer take care of yourself; and the government says there is no nursing home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for “Medicare Plan G”.

The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Plan G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life, where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need.? Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart ? They are all covered!

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!

This could really work

LOL.It could...

I thought all you Patriots were against any kind of government socialist programs....like care for elders.

Mad

Ah, it's always great to hear from the leader of the "Brain Dead Club."

Mad

Yeah probably wont be an executable retirement strategy for Mad Dog and his San Fran liberal values. These girly liberal gay boys get heart palpitations and hot flashes just thinking about firearms and other normal manly stuff.

But for the rest of us normal people --- I think this plan will work!

Ok Crude, why don't you show me just how much of a Manly Man you are.
I think you and bumpfart are just keyboard pussies.

Mad

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lol.straight outta compton!So where's the 'meet an greet' for this lovely get together;)?

* Last updated by: Grn14 on 12/13/2018 @ 8:41 PM *

OK I'll show you mine

Bumpfart, bring it on asswipe.
And I don't hate everyone but you have earned a special place you ignorant, insecure dipshit.

Mad

Sorry people but I thought it was funny and had to laff. I never thought something that funny could turn into a hate thread.
Tokems always helps too...................