I was riding yesterday after work, and stopped in the little town of Curtice, and went into the crazy Lady Saloon for a burger and coke. The burger was OK, the fries were greasy as hell, but the coke was pretty good.
When I walked outside to leave, I saw some half drunk biatch sitting on my 14 twisting the throttle, and rocking it from side to side. Three of her male friends were standing there and one of them was taking pictures.
Well to say the least, I could feel my violent tendacies go ballistic! I ran over to my bike and screamed, " get the f*ck off of my f*cking bike right f*cking now! One of her redkneck boy friends turned around, and said, " nobody's going to talk to my lady like that". Then I said that nobody f*cks with my bike without talking to me first. Well since they were all drunk, it was only a matter of seconds until they started trying to surround me, so that told me what they were thinking.
Now one of them has a concussion from a full faced helmet, one has some teeth still laying in the parking lot gravel, and the other got a bloody nose and ran.
The stupid drunk biatch stumbled to her car and left after saying she was sorry.Thank god there are no cops in that town! I did not waste time getting home and off the streets so if anybody called the County Sherrif, I was nowhere to be found.
I cannot believe the stupidity of some people. How could anybody think it would be OK to just start jacking around with somebody's pride and joy. I hope they learned a lesson but I doubt it! Some people are just born ignorent and stay that way the rest of their lives.

* Last updated by: Evil14 on 7/21/2009 @ 2:57 PM *

I can't believe it either. I've heard stories like that before and it totally blows my mind that any adult would walk up and disrespect someone else's property like that. Some people are idiots.

I shoudn't think you'd have a problem justifying your actions to the cops if there was any possibility that they were sitting on your bike. I hope not, anyway.

Way to go Evil - we need to teach the world some manners and respect - I have been waiting for just such an occasion to try out my Kevlar knuckles.

Evil you have alot of crazy shit happen to you

Mam you would not beleive all of the shit that happens to me. I have always been a trouble magnet. I do not have to look for it, it finds me! I have lot's of stories to share!

Good for you man, people like that need a concussion or two... it keeps them in check.

Don't forget to replace your helmet now that its been involved in an impact!

* Last updated by: JMBJ on 12/11/2009 @ 9:48 AM *

Are some teeth still stuck in the helmet? That would look awesome! Seriously, it happens in SA quite often too. Fu#%ing irritating. You gave them what they needed. Way to go.

I had the same thing happen to my zx10 a few years ago.I watch as some drunk dumass's just walk right up to it and sat on it.I ran over a said"What the fuck are you doing?)I bet if it was a HOG they wouldn't have done that.

Good thing she did not drop your bike, I left my bike in front of my house warming up and went inside to grab my helmet, when I returned my dumbazz neighbor was sitting on it revving the engine, I verbally ripped him a new azz.

So messed up.. I'm just glad to hear justice was served. I get scared just thinking of what I might have done to those poor fools. I'm anal about people touching my bike. I'm not in the practice of hitting women - ever - but I might have actually hit that one, hard.