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Thread: The Trickle Downs

Created on: 08/08/13 08:52 AM

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The Trickle Downs
08/08/13 8:52 AM

http://www.cycleworld.com/2013/08/01/technical-analysis-90-degree-v-four-engine-motogp-racing-technology/?src=SOC&dom=fb

Race bike gone production bike like the peegollygee that has engineckink... speaking about kinks in the works. This is copy your competition and 1-up them. Who else would take up the challenge? So you have those pasta people that won't bend one long spaghetti bend of a... Throws up the hands, here, use this production bike to go factory racing.

Comes Honda with this 90° front tire hugger, the duc is out for a swim in the pond going in circles... Midpacking is the quacking. Look at the bottom of the V and check that horizontal line. That is the angle the engine sits that makes a tire print stick. I think it's that simple a 90 and how its placed in the frame.

Look at how short those rods are. Look at how even shorter the piston skirts are. Like mini skirts I can see her two bacon strips and those luscious lips exposing the lower rings just about: with the wrist pin that close.

Dumbshitshouldie say? Is there a footpeg that can be rotated, like a swingarm adjuster can be rotated, like the neck plugs that can be swapped, like the hand levers that can be move forward/rearward with a click. Is it time for an engine mount(s) to have it's own pitch me here? Pinch me there, move me fork is over there.

How do you now communicate this trick to the engineers? Simple: Place hand around cock. Pull away and hold that hand in that circle. Fill that circle with spaghetti. Boil water. Wait for this side of al dente. Pour water out. Lay strands back out as if they just came from the hand. Pick up the strands. Get on a plane to Italy. Find the cottage they have the frame engineers at, tap one on the shoulder and begin the slap the crap outta that__________ Fill in the blank.



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RE: The Trickle Downs
08/08/13 1:40 PM



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RE: The Trickle Downs
08/29/13 12:56 AM

Lol... Place hand around cock, fill hole with spaghet.



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RE: The Trickle Downs
06/24/19 2:37 PM

The trickle down trendsetters...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzFo_t62Wvo



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