FART while riding your bike? Man don't know about you guys but it definitely feels like I'm going faster whenever I fart while riding. Seems like there's more torque?

Come on be honest, you guys do the same? any notice with the power band?

* Last updated by: WillsZX14R on 3/18/2017 @ 6:10 PM *

Nyet!

Ninjee runs with K-SKID armed meaning no skidshittymarks is no fart zone during WOT.

See how I walk that theory and abstract the 100% clean cotton briefs?

* Last updated by: hagrid on 3/18/2017 @ 6:38 AM *

^^^ oh man you r something.

I really like how this design directs the flow backward and to the sides. It's a full system for farts.

...and for her, we have this little number...

Even if she's slippin and slidin after a good wet toot, you can be confident her butt will stay planted on the seat.

totally serious--if you ever are giving a woman a ride, just hold it. You might think your farts will just fly away in the wind but those full face helmets make a heck of a dutch oven. really, no joke. this is totally true...or so i was told...by a passenger of mine.

^^^

It's more like K-SKID marks caused by airborne particles in the vapor trail. Where there is shitskiddy into the 100% cotton briefs yourectal area committed.

Sounds like a bunch of old farts speaking stoolology.

ROFFLing!

come on Hub be honest, you know you also just like us and have plenty of torque. It's okay to blow a few FARTS on the ZX14...did you go faster ?

I might consider getting both options of seat covers Rook..

Glad that we can joke around and have some fun here ! Glad you guys are open-minded and know how to have a good time and not like some other ASSHOLES that are too insecure to know how to converse appropriately.

So thanks for the laughter !

That's a cool lookin' seat, Rook

I don't know that I wanna try it now that I know you constantly fart on it, but still looks cool anyway.

LOL at the topic. Gosh...I have to think I'm not sure I have.

I'm thinking about 5 years ago I experienced my first fart and sneeze at the same time. It did blow my mind.

A fart/sneeze/shit/pee would be too much of a good thing!