Just starting a new discussion point here as it began on another thread that became off topic.

It is universally agreed that females are simply crazy.
Insane could possibly be more accurate.
And if the female happens to be a wife, then you can multiply the above by 10!
Us mere males cannot live without them but this simply cannot be denied.

My wife comes up with things that bewilder me. I am expected to read her mind, even though I have specifically asked her for her requirements.

Example.

Wife's Birthday approaching.
"What do you want for your Birthday"
"Nothing this year thanks"
No, I'd really like to do something for your special day"
"Really, I'm fine. Nothing is great"
"You sure?"
"Definitely"
"Okay then"
Fast forward to her Birthday.
"Happy birthday"
"Yeah thanks"
"You okay?"
"Just fine"
"You don't seem fine"
"Yeah well..."
"Seriously, what's up?"
"Well, I just thought you would have done something small..."

AAAAGGGGHHHH!!!

I have resigned myself to live with this sort of thing for the rest of my life because I now know I can never, ever resolve it.

And when it comes to marriage, I'll let you make your own mind up there but I copied and added this from another thread as it seems particularly relevant as something to seriously think about.

Once upon a time there was a handsome young Prince who fell in love with a very beautiful Princess.
One day, he summoned up the courage to ask the Princess to marry him.
And she said no.
So he fucked big breasted whores, rode his motorbike when ever he wanted, drove fast sports cars, drank every night with his mates, spent his money on anything that made him happy, had no one constantly nagging at him, did whatever he wanted whenever he wanted and lived very happily ever after.
The End.

* Last updated by: yannih on 4/12/2015 @ 3:05 PM *

Well, I just thought you would have done something small

The problem with being the handsome young prince is that all his mates end up getting married. It's a rite of passage and most of us want to take that step before the seasons change. Marriage is a big of a commitment but it's nothing compared to having kids. You damned sure better know you're in it for the long haul if you feel the seasons changing again. If you're not positive, pass on the making of little princes and princesses. That's one rite of passage you can't reverse. I guess the golden rule of marriage is that both parties have to agree on what is important to each other now and in the future as partners and as individuals. How is that possible? I don't think it often is. One person has to be in charge and be happy with that. I don't think there are many women who want that. ...which leads up to your BD gift question. I'll bet the missus wanted you to take the initiative. ...of course, if you got here something she didn't like, you'd have another problem. Sorry, I don't have all the answers. It would be a lot easier if they had a man's brain in that hot female body, wouldn't it?

This will solve anything: Pick up a bottle of wine and a chick flick and have a cozy evening at home.

I can't recommend the right wine but I strongly suggest Shallow Hal for the movie. Relax and enjoy. Rave about what a great movie it was. Shed a tear. That's the male equivalent of faking an orgasm. As long as she's none the wiser, what's the harm? All's good.

You guys are missing the point.
The example is simply "tell me exactly what you want so we both know..."
Yes, I know to have something aside on stand by.
But if I ask a question why answer in riddles?
Yes means no and sometimes means all the time and next week means next month.
Why use code?
Just speak plain English and say clearly what you mean and want.

Guys are logical.
Females are emotional.
And that's where the conflict happens.

Guys are logical.
Females are emotional.
And that's where the conflict happens.

Analytical v emotional. Now picture emotional v emotional. They have more frequent and more serious conflicts with other women too that explains why.

Why use code?

I think she expects you to make the decision. Hope you make a good analytical decision based on guesswork or your fucked, my friend!

It's all nature , I tell you. It's the nature of the beast.

I have scientific proof that females are brain damaged. However, they didn't start out that way. You ever watch a little girl throw a ball or run? They do it real good. But when they hit puberty, BAM!!! Brain damage. Now they run like a retard and can't throw a ball over 2 feet! Something just goes kablooey in their heads I guess.
Women, you can't live with em, and ya can't shoot em....
( flame suit set to High...)

Mad

Considering I am going through divorce right now I officially have no comment. (At least that's what my attorney would prefer)

p.s. If anyone remembers last year those times I posted about the bike being vandalized (cough cough)

Sorry to hear this, toonc. You sound very composed but if you're not....you're probably not in any shape to make the big decisions. Let the lawyers do their thing. They know the standard procedure. Not to minimize it at all but if you do not have kids, you're just fine. Try not to sweat it. If you have kids and they are young.....and you want my advice, PM me.

Thanks Rook. Luckily I had the money to retain a good attorney, and things had gotten past the point that there was any doubt about a divorce, so right now I'm just letting things run their course. I do have kids but they are almost out of high school, and frankly I wish I would have split a few years ago for their sake.

every situation is different. It might be a few years from now before you get it all out of your system but you are going to enjoy your new life.

You guys are missing the point

This says it all

* Last updated by: Nastynotch on 4/14/2015 @ 3:53 AM *

Phone rings. The conversation is about finding a rider for some home grown bike. Coming on 2 years now, I meet his rider who was in town at the time for something else. He shakes the bike down and requests a few things so he can ride it and all that. We change bars, pad the seat, meet all his accommodations and modifications.

Since he's way out of state, we were trying to attend 1 of 3 races, we met up at some track, etc. So now shit is getting down to the wire; here comes the first round. He sends in a text 2 weeks ago, reminds the guy who said he was committed to this ride over a year ago, now getting close to 2 years now. No text back. He tries a day or two later. Still nothing. Yesterday I get the phone call and the text was now sent after all this time.

So as he's giving me this debrief over the phone, we decide to let the politics fly and grab the backup rider he had lined up just in case. At least that was my suggestion. This puts him square against his buddy he was going to let ride. He has the final decision and how this all came about we approach the 11th hour. Guess who the third party was in all this being the clinker why...

... "My wife is not happy about me doing this" was the excuse that was explained to me over the phone convo. I quoted that as in so many words how the convoluted story was explained to me. Either way says; if the wife is mentioned we play big boy games, well, ain't nothing like swallowing a manpill to get back on the seat.

This is exactly why I never married. I'd never let some woman force me off of a bike... Ever! See that lawyerage money be pissed away instead of a 6-axis down the road is where my money goes.

She might asswell cut me dick cough and his two sidekicks. I've had more than one tell me to axe the bike. How could I if I made money working on them?

Weemen

Low blow fox.
And nasty has summed up perfectly what my code was trying to get across.

* Last updated by: yannih on 4/14/2015 @ 8:43 AM *

And then, there is this...

http://www.superbikeplanet.com/1004b.htm

Yup crazy ass women ^^^

And nasty has summed up perfectly what my code was trying to get across.

Nailed it. Bang on. Thank you sir.

The one I like Best is women say "I'm sorry". "Most definitely means "You Will B Sorry". LMAO you can feel that one ! No truer words could be spoken.

What's with that ? ,,,, No, Don't tell me, I was done trying to figure women out at age twenty five. Now it's "Ya, whatever", then quickly leave the room, hide some place safe. Life became much more peaceful when that policy was adopted.

I have watched my buddies get into scraps with the girlfriends or wifes over the years. 99.9% of the time the men walk away believing they have won the argument when the women go quiet. At that very Moment you can feel the demise of the man being planned. It's in there Eyes Lol

Good thread.

I use to ask the previous GF's or the Wife now, Hey what would you like or what's wrong? Them, No or Nothing.
I got tired of asking after awhile. So, now I just say okay. And walk away and do my thing.

"An ex wife put all of his racing memoribilia into a pile and burned it".

As low as it gets but not realy that surprising.
You hear these female horror stories all the time but can you contimplate a guy ever doing something like that?

They are a breed apart.

Let's see how powerful they would be without that magic triangle and couple of stratigic bumps they possess that consume us males and renders us helpless?

Without those, I'm sure we would just throw rocks at them...

"Lets see daddy's wang?"

Not like I'm pushing an agenda for divorce, but FFS, now that I'm out I can see what level of insanity that I got used to by living in the situation. The old Frog in the Pot.

^love my situation with missus and kids.
BUT
Never again!

* Last updated by: Wolfman on 5/3/2015 @ 4:55 AM *