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Sexual Harassment

Every day, a male employee walks up very close to a female co-worker
at the coffee machine. He stops, inhales quite deeply and says that
her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, the woman can't stand it anymore. She takes her
issue to a supervisor in Human Resources and asks to file a sexual
harassment grievance against the guy.

The supervisor is puzzled and asks, "What's threatening about a
co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

"It's Frank. The midget."

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hahhahhaha lol.... very nice...

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* Last updated by: Hub on 4/8/2012 @ 10:28 PM *

1995 Pontiac Grand Am GT - $700 (Everett)

* Last updated by: DogoZX on 4/25/2012 @ 5:28 PM *

LOL! Exactly what I experience with my '89 Grand Am!

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were crossing the prairie. Suddenly Tonto stops, "Ugh, you hear that?" He drops and puts his ear to the ground. The Lone Ranger asks "what is it?". Tonto says "Ugh, buffalo come". The Lone Ranger asks how he knows, and Tonto replies, "UGH! Stuck to cheek!"

Michael Jackson was at the hospital after his first son was born. While talking to his doctor he asked "how soon can we have sex?'. The doctor replied "Well at least wait till he can walk!"

@Dogo: regarding the GrandAm advertisement allow me to say that is the funniest shit ive seen for a solid month.
The chart where the car is wearing a little crown... it brings me to tears!
And the three pictures on the left... each one has OMG... BWAAHAHAHAHA!!!

I cant believe its been there since late April and im just now seeing it.
I guess a thank you to alg8er is in order.

@ alg8er: thank you!!

3 young guys walk into a bar. An old drunk walks up to one of them and yells "I just screwed your mother!", and sits back down. The guy just shakes his head and sits with his buddies. After a few minutes the drunk jumps up and yells, "Your mother was the best lay I've ever had!". Again the guy just looks down and shakes his head. His buddies are amazed at his self control. After a few more minutes the drunk yells out, "Your mother loves it when I bang her doggie style!". The guy can't take anymore, so he yells back, "Dad, your drunk, go home!".

What did the 7 Dwarfs say when Snow White woke up? Well, I guess it's back to jerking off again.

What's red and has seven little dents in it?

Snow White's cherry.

I never knew these could be better than blonde jokes. Short and to the point. Did I mention short?

What did one dwarf say to the other dwarf when they lifted her dress up? She's got one the same size as we do!

What did Snow White say when she woke up? Who's been cherry picking?

A good woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...

No wait...Sorry.

I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that shit.

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take
Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."

Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." Being old school he took a rag, soaked it with a little gasoline, and dabbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
( YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!! ) The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so
another dog is pushing her home."

If you ain't laughing... You ain't living !!

Yo momma is so ugly... She works for Tips...

... Because Nobody wants to stick it in all the way in.

Took the wife to the disco last weekend.

There was a guy on the dance floor giving it large: breakdancing, moonwalking, back flips....you know....."the works".

My wife said, "That guy proposed to me 25 years ago and I turned him down."

I said, "Looks like he's still fucking celebrating....!!! "

Sex & Calories

They say that during sex you
burn off as many calories as
running 8 miles.

Who the hell runs 8 miles in
45 seconds?