Fellas.. I was giving Fatsix 1 of my man codes in another thread and thought it would b interesting to see whats every1s top MAN CODES.

Mine top 1s so far:

1. Never piss in a stall right next to another man unless its the only stall left and u cant hold the shit
any longer.

2. Never show sexy or nude pic of wifey to another man.. (showing to another woman is cool in my book)

3. Never ride on the back of another mans bike if he is driving it.

4. Don't wear lycra exercise pants unless you are exercising and even then, better off with plain old shorts.

5. It' perfectly OK to love watching womens figure skating with your wife.

6)Never consult the wife before buying motorcycle gear, mods, or the bike itself.

7) Never compare photos your friend shows you of his wife (naked or otherwise) to your wife.

8) gentlemen always prefer "red heads!" not blonds!

9) never look up on the first raindrop you feel, it's probably a bird.

10) never "pretend" a sports move (golf swing, basketball shot, etc...) like you're practicing. Unless you're 12.

11) never pretend to understand Hub. We know you don't.

12) never look down the wrong end of a gun.

13) never do more than 1 thing wrong at a time.

14) Never apologize, it's a sign of weakness. John Wayne

15) Know your limitations. Clint Eastwood

* Last updated by: alg8er on 3/12/2014 @ 2:42 AM *

16.) Always get respect from those around you
17.) Never let em see you sweat
18.) Never let anyone know what you have going on in your backyard

19.) Like bacon.

19.) Redux... LOVE bacon :)
20.) Know how to use power tools
21.) Know how to change a tire
22.) Protect your family at all costs
23.) Be blunt and to the point
24.) Ride the meanest F&*KING bike you can get your hands on ;-D

* Last updated by: omega2k on 3/12/2014 @ 7:59 AM *

6)Never consult the wife before buying motorcycle gear, mods, or the bike itself.

I'm still in hot water for buying a bike without discussing the actual bike purchase with her beforehand. Even though she knew I was looking at them for years and wanted one. I have been told that is still no excuse.

* Last updated by: fatsix on 3/12/2014 @ 8:18 AM *

yet you are a proud sac-wearing member of this forum ;-)

25.) Always tell your wife the truth first, this gives you more time to make up a lie.- Dad
26.) Don't lie to your wife all the time, you'll end up divorced like your father and I. - Mom
27.) Marry a woman with small hands, It'll make your prick look bigger. - Grandma
28.) There's no sin in running if your scared. - grandfather
29.) Don't piss on the boots of the guy in the next stall, apparently Nitti hates when that happens to him.
30.) If it won't matter in a year from now then don't worry yourself about it.
31.) More bacon

32.) Always, always, ALWAYS leave the seat up^.

The NOD is all the conversation that is needed. If you have a spare beer you share it with a bro.

34.)Never monkey with another monkeys monkey.
35.)when you lose say very little, when you win say even less.

35. Being with 2 women at 1 time should be or have been every heterosexual mans fantasy at one point of time or another.

36. Jealousy should be a female trait only

I meant 36 and 37.. next one is 38.. my bad.

38. If you dine out for lunch always come home for diner!
39. If you pay for the two woman fantasy it does not count!
40. Nothing beats a Red Head!

+1 Omega and the bacon of course

41. When someone you ride with leaves you behind in the twisties, admit your skills need work. Don't make excuses; Be a man and admit your limitations.
42. Work on those cornering skills that were lacking from number 41

* Last updated by: ZX14MAN64 on 3/12/2014 @ 5:57 PM *

43 don't talk shit about how well you ride, let the act or riding speak for itself!

44. Dont ask to ride another mans bike if u dont have the money to fix it if u go down.

45. Ladies first, especially when assending a stairway.

4 balls in two wheels is a no no, now 4 nipples in two wheels is a go.

* Last updated by: badnco on 3/13/2014 @ 7:55 PM *

47. Two in the pink
48. One in the stink