Give a man a fish and feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 O'clock in the morning, A resounding noise came form outside...
The woman, sort of bewildered, Jumps up from the bed and yells at the man "Shit!, that must be my husband!"
So the guy quickly got out of bed , scared, and naked. He jumped out the window like a crazy man, Smashed himself on the ground, went through a thorn bush, Then he stood up and started to run fast to his car.
Just a few minutes later he returns and tells the woman "I'm your husband, you slut!!!"
So the woman answers:- "Oh, yeah?!! And why were you running?!! You son of a bitch!!!
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This fisherman goes to the river to check an illegal fish trap that he owns. He looks around to make sure there are no Fishing Inspectors about and proceeds to pull the fish trap out to check it.
An Inspector steps out of the bushes, “Ahha!” he said and the fisherman spun around and yelled “Shiiiit!”.
The Inspector, who wasn’t expecting such a response said “Settle down, I’m the Fishing Inspector”.
“Thank God for that” said the fisherman, “I thought you were the bugger who owned this fish trap”.
1985 Honda CB750F; 1983 1100 Katana; 2000 Hayabusa; 2006 ZX10R; 2007 ZX14 black
2011 ZX14 Candy green/Black; 2013 ZX14R Red