Turbo, Turbo, fast and straight, through the corners you fail to navigate
Turbo, Turbo, straight line fury, burn the oil, maintenance merry
Turbo, Turbo, you suck and push, like coke and hookers, you need some kush

Turbo, a marriage of maintenance, a fragile craft, the burner of cams
Turbo, Turbo, I love the sounds you make, suck and gurgle, you exacerbate hate
Turbo, Turbo, flames of wrath, under your mattress you must have cash

Turbo is quick, Turbo is slick, when turbos break down, leads to shriveling prick
Turbo you're sexy, I can't get near, replace that engine (hun grand), and forget first gear
I love that turbo, spin me like a top, when the turbo flops, your wallet shall pop

I cant wait to see what turbos can do, in merriment I glean, as you blow right through
Turbo, Turbo, suck me off, spin my head, and strap that bra
Turbo, Turbo, are you worth it?
A panther like temptress you take my shirt and eat my breakfast

* Last updated by: Wolfman on 3/18/2014 @ 8:50 PM *

Turbo, Turbo, flames of wrath, under your mattress you must have cash
Turbo is quick, Turbo is slick, when turbos break down, leads to shriveling dick

It pains my soul to type this but I truly enjoyed that.

When the turbo spins, the bullshit begins!

Hagrid, I know brother, glad that finally, after hundreds of ballads, one of my rhymes hath touched your cold dark soul! lol!

You are a writer of great merit sir!

True that, C. I can't keep up...

Turbo my Turbo, WOT have we EAR
It's a Gear, a Gear, I do hear

Turbo oh Turbo, was that really so
I gear not tell a lie, Turbo you blow

Turbo said Turbo, was that a call
I gear you, I gear you, call is the ball

Turbo the Turbo, I'm beginning to glow
I gear it, I hear it, how did you know

Turbo your Turbo turns obsolete
I gear it too, it's going to be sweet

Turbo wallet, Turbo heard it
I geared you so, so swallow it bit bye bit

Turbo laughed, Turbo laughed with every view
I gearedid it up with a url you, you'll laugHA will YOU!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r275aPnt5s8&list=UUp68_FLety0O-n9QU6phsgw

I got nothin on those. I'm gonna go change my oil.