I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on vacation for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right . I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when bam clear as day right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was PISSED, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been. - when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I start swingin at him?

or

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

My GF, is a George Forman grill, I used to love her so much!

* Last updated by: Evil14 on 7/21/2009 @ 5:59 PM *

ahhhhhhhhhaha! Good one Those damn grillfriends. I can't complain, my dad gave me his and she is such a hotayyy!

Maybe there are few things you still need to learn from your dad. Fuck the GF.

* Last updated by: Steven14 on 7/21/2009 @ 10:11 PM *

^^I think I'd rather just go get a pack of Oscar Meyers's';s.

You can replace the girl but not your Dad. If it was not him it would have been someone else. At least it was him and not a stranger who left you a gift inside her that keeps on giving and spreading. Lesson learned. Just don't trust him with any replacements. If he asks again about her tell him you had to get rid of her because she had the audacity to say that she hadn't charged the old man out of sympathy and so could not give you your percentage of the money she usually earns for the services rendered. That should throw him for a loop.

haha I think some people did not read your bottom sentence

Evil14 wrote

.....My GF, is a George Forman grill, I used to love her so much!

So they're wondering WTF I'm talking about with my Oscar Meyer Weinerss's's!

Hub, WTF are you talking about dude!

My dad's been letting me bang his girlfriends since I was 15... who the fuck is George Foreman?

At least he didnt have his meat in your GFs bun warmer. Could always be worse.

i believe it was socrates who once said "he who is without sin, let him cast the first phalys" or something like that.
no seriously, i would never speak to, or be seen with either of them. you can't trust them. right? right. and you never said where your mom was when this happened.

and IKeys, george forman happens to be the black boxer guy who beat mohammad ali a long time ago who bought into a waffle iron with a tilted cooking surface now dubbed the george foreman grill which is said to deliver "a knock-out punch" to all your favorite fried foods.

* Last updated by: smokemifugotem on 10/17/2009 @ 6:44 PM *

Hey, EVIL 14, I think something got lost along the way!!! Lost in Translation, maybe? The bottom line was surely missed by some!! Cool story, anyway!

Very good story evil, you had me until......I read the bottom line!

Just take his credit card. You can always get a GF if you have $$