The board needs to get some cops on it before we start talking about them or it won't be no fun.

Advertise for free donuts...they'll come.

FREE DONUTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Used to be a County Mounty before I went Fed. Does that qualify for the free donut's, LOL!!

Used to be a County Mounty before I went Fed. Does that qualify for the free donut's, LOL!!

Since you are "FED" you get called "SIR" and sprinkles on the free donutz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, I was a volunteer fireman, we eat donuts too.

Hey, I was a volunteer fireman, we eat donuts too.

We will put your donutz in the microwave.................for warm up only.

I went out for LAPD thinking I could be one of their top gun bike instructors; but they found one too many steel parts in my body. Passed the oral/written and my life fell to the ground once that x-ray came back. 'They Said' and reluctantly I agreed; I was a liability to the city all of a sudden my hardware fails... Pulling you out of a burning car.

I kind of wonder [WOT was going thur his mind] when that cop saw me move cable. He sure saw some moves that were not looking tacky like some squid on too powerful a bike. Smooth'd his ass all up did he witnessomesmoothshit on a glider this thing was not going that fast.. Nooooooooooooooooot even.

I put donuts on any Harley I find so the Pigs and the Hogs stay together. lol

Yesterday, I wish I had the rear camera on. When I went for my, "hack loop," I passed a county cop. So, he can follow me through the whole county. He turns around where I did not see him turn around, but he began to follow me. He was going out of lane to see if I was drunk or something? I was going to use my straight line down the road and he can argue with how much lane I can use is I couldn't wait to be stopped is argue with his ass sump shun.
Now, we are in a two lane road and it is going to merge to one. He is now on my right and is the first car to merge to the left. So, he takes off; the car in front of me leaves and is now behind the cop. The cop pulls out of lane and in that hole where the lane has ended but you could park a circus is still two lanes are running but is now merging. So, he whips over to the lane that is more a no parking yellow stripes is do not park here!
He let the Suburban in front of me get ahead, and now he is in front of me, checking me out even more.
I am so emission, fed reflector comply rant is he could not get me on fix-it ticket is there is nothing to fix.

He just went through the motions like a fool as if I am looking to be pulled over all the time for an infraction? Last cop pulled me over was to tell me to take the eyes off my tail light as if I had eyes in the back of my head I try to be somewhat legal and safe [at speed is you assume I am going to get in an accident]. YOu cannot predict that so go find a drunk on h/er cell phone is take off ice sir. I am not about to cause an accident, ya stoop!

* Last updated by: Hub on 9/6/2011 @ 12:33 AM *

Donuts??? I too am a "city worker"... I must say that most of us here in this city don't eat donuts.... or slurp them as toecutter remarked once b4!!! haha.... I have been on for almost 4years now....

A 70 yr old man was crusing along the interstate a little over the speed limit and looked into his rear view mirror to see a State Trooper behind him with his lights flashing. The old man sped up to over 100 miles an hour to get away from the cop but after a few minutes of the short chase he in good conscience decided to pull over.

When the Trooper walked up to his car he told the old man "I've worked 7 days straight, I've got only 5 minutes left on my shift then I'm going home to my wife, my family and a hot dinner and I really don't want to deal with taking you in.......if you can give me one good, logical, incredible reason why you were trying to get away from me I will let you go"

The old man replied, "20 years ago a State Trooper ran off with my wife....I thought you were bringing her back".

The Trooper said "Have a nice day sir".

Good one Hub

Ok I guess I'll fess up too.

Say the old lady's nephew is a cop. His cousin is with the jail system, my side is undercover and to hear the stories, everyone needs a cop in the family.

Here is a story. We have these nationals entering the country and they start up selling Hot Dogs out of these rolling food carts. The carts are so dirty, the rust in the water can hot dog your eyes and could make you go blind. So the health crime right there is enough to make you sick. I do not want to explain the more sickening ones, just watch what you eat on the street being the sidewalk vendor ain't water used to be.

Ok I am a Cop but I dont eat donuts but I do luv me some coffee. And by the way I luv speed also so if you are ever in NJ speed is not a problem.

I was invited to join a group of sportbike riding off duty cops last week. I wasn't able to meet up with them but the offer sounds so good, I might go stake out that Culver's and see if I can get in with them. I would imagine there are some real big advantages to riding with that crew. Not the place to try and jump out in front of the pack but for safe fast riding that is safe from tickets, I'd be happy to tag along.

I ride with a couple sheriffs deputies, great guys!

Odds are you'll find out they do the same stupid stuff that you do.....and if you kick it up and jump out in front of them - you'll see the competitive streak and you'll be roadracin' with a bunch of cops...everyone will be grinning. And if something goes wrong.....there's no better group of guys to be with.

Just don't go into the "I got pulled over this one time....." story - that one gets old FAST. As long as you have a sick and twisted sense of humor and a big dose of sarcasm - it will be a helluva good time.

For the record - we don't eat donuts anymore..... it's a healthier generation and we're all into bagels, salads and exercise. The days of pounding down a Big Mac while driving Code and CP at the bar at 8 in the morning are gone forever.

BigMike, DaRaven and Fuzz4141 can translate :)

Cops around here look pretty buff and this is Wisconsin! It's hard to eat a doughnut when you are chewing tobacco because it's against regs to smoke on duty.

You know how you get on someone's mailing list?

SHERIFF JOE IS AT IT AGAIN!
> >>
>>
>> You remember Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Arizona , who painted the jail cells
>> pink and made the inmates wear pink prison garb? Well...........
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> SHERIFF JOE IS AT IT AGAIN!
>>
>> Oh, there's MUCH more to know about Sheriff Joe!
>>
>> Maricopa County was spending approx. $18 million dollars a year on stray
>> animals, like cats and dogs. Sheriff Joe offered to take the department
>> over, and the County Supervisors said okay.
>>
>> The animal shelters are now all staffed and operated by prisoners. They
>> feed and care for the strays. Every animal in his care is taken out and
>> walked twice daily.. He now has prisoners who are experts in animal nutrition
>> and behavior. They give great classes for anyone who'd like to adopt an
>> animal. He has literally taken stray dogs off the street, given them to the
>> care of prisoners, and had them place in dog shows.
>>
>>
>>
>> The best part? His budget for the entire department is now under $3
>> million. Teresa and I adopted a Weimaraner from a Maricopa County shelter two
>> years ago. He was neutered, and current on all shots, in great health, and
>> even had a microchip inserted the day we got him. Cost us $78.
>>
>> The prisoners get the benefit of about $0.28 an hour for working, but
>> most would work for free, just to be out of their cells for the day. Most of
>> his budget is for utilities, building maintenance, etc. He pays the
>> prisoners out of the fees collected for adopted animals.
>>
>> I have long wondered when the rest of the country would take a look at
>> the way he runs the jail system, and copy some of his ideas. He has a huge
>> farm, donated to the county years ago, where inmates can work, and they
>> grow most of their own fresh vegetables and food, doing all the work and
>> harvesting by hand.
>>
>> He has a pretty good sized hog farm, which provides meat, and fertilizer.
>> It fertilizes the Christmas tree nursery, where prisoners work, and you
>> can buy a living Christmas tree for $6 - $8 for the Holidays, and plant it
>> later. We have six trees in our yard from the Prison.
>>
>> Yup, he was reelected last year with 83% of the vote.
>> Now he's in trouble with the ACLU again. He painted all his buses and
>> vehicles with a mural, that has a special hotline phone number painted on it,
>> where you can call and report suspected illegal aliens. Immigrations and
>> Customs Enforcement wasn't doing enough in his eyes, so he had 40 deputies
>> trained specifically for enforcing immigration laws, started up his
>> hotline, and bought 4 new buses just for hauling folks back to the border. He's
>> kind of a 'Git-R Dun' kind of S heriff.
>>
>> TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO
>>
>> HE IS THE MARICOPA ARIZONA COUNTY SHERIFF
>>
>> AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER
>> THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY:
>>
>> Sheriff Joe Arpaio (In Arizona ) who created the ' Tent City Jail':
>> He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for
>> them.
>>
>> He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their
>> weights Cut off all but 'G' movies.
>>
>> He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and
>> city projects.
>>
>> Then He Started Chain Gan gs For Women So He Wouldn't Get
>> Sued For Discrimination.
>>
>> He took away cable TV Until he found out there was A Federal Court Order
>> that Required Cable TV For Jails So He Hooked Up The Cable TV Again .
>> Only Let In The Disney Channel And The Weather Channel.
>>
>> When asked why the weather channel He Replied, So They Will Know How Hot
>> It's Gonna Be While They Are Working
>> ON My Chain Gangs.
>>
>> He Cut Off Coffee Since It Has Zero Nutritional Value.
>>
>> When the inmates complained, he told them, 'This Isn't The
>> Ritz/Carlton..... If You Don't Like It, Don't Come Back.'
>>
>>
>> More On The Arizona Sheriff:
>>
>> With Temperatures Being Even Hotter Than Usual In Phoenix (116 Degrees
>> Just Set A New Record), the Associated Press Reports:
>> About 2,000 Inmates Living In A Barbed-Wire-Surrounded Tent Encampment At
>> The Maricopa County Jail Have Been Given Permission To Strip Down To
>> Their Government-Issued
>> Pink Boxer Shorts.
>>
>> On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either curled up on
>> their bunk beds or chatted in the tents, which reached
>> 138 Degrees Inside The Week Before.
>>
>> Many Were Also Swathed In Wet, Pink Towels As Sweat Collected On Their
>> Chests And Dripped Down To Their PINK SOCKS.
>>
>> 'It Feels Like We Are In A Furnace,' Said James Zanzot, An Inmate Who Has
>> Lived In The TENTS for 1 year. 'It's Inhumane.'
>>
>> Joe Arpaio, the tough-guy sheriff who created the tent city and long ago
>> started making his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not
>> one bit sympathetic... He said Wednesday that he told all of the inmates:
>> 'It's 120 Degrees In Iraq And Our Soldiers Are Living In Tents Too, And
>> They Have To Wear Full Battle Gear,
>> But They Didn't Commit Any Crimes,So Shut Your Mouths!'
>>
>> Way To Go, Sheriff!
>>
>> Maybe if all prisons were like this one there would be a lot less crime
>> and/or repeat offenders. Criminals should be punished for their crimes -
>> not live in luxury until it's time for their parole, only to go out and
>> commit another crime so they can get back in to live on taxpayers money and
>> enjoy things taxpayers can't afford to have for themselves.
>>
>> If you agree, pass this on. If not, just delete it.

Speaking of which, there are an awful lot of them out lately. I came onto the expressway and there was one going down the road 7 or 8 cars ahead of me. Glad I had an eye out because that is a favorite place for me to speed. Creepy thing is that there was another cop behind me 30 seconds later when i got off the expressway. Then another at the cross street at the end of the ramp. They must have been looking for somebody. Freaks me out. I have really been on my toes these last couple weeks and now I'm getting a little paranoid. I feel like my number is up for a ticket but I'm not going to let that happen.

Saw a whole bunch more yeaterday. There must be someone important in town. Those damn important people are ruining my fun!

Was riding to work yesterday stopped at a light a cop pulled up next to me and as we were sitting there talking about the 14 he told me to show him what she’s got. excited I asked him you won’t give me a ticket right? He said no ticket just don’t go past 100mph.the light turned green and he punched it and took me on the launch 1 second later I was passing him at warp speed hit third gear pulled in the clutch and looked in my mirror to see how far he was but he was still coming and fast. When we stopped at the next light he was true to his word no ticket just a dam that thing fast. P.S. I work in the middle of the night so there was no traffic. Not all cops are out to get you there is 1% out there that know we just want to have fun on these monsters. And cops don’t call them doughnuts they call them energy rings!

Well, I think my respect for you just doubled Cooter,lol