D.O.T.: We are here just to make our office look like we are doing something.
Plugit: Well, sales are brisk and lots of people throwing out stuff on the road.
D.O.T.: We are here to tell you the phone is quiet. Anything you can do to make your product more dangerous?
Plugit: Why is your hand out like, why it has a tattoo like jazzy jezzea 'bribe goes here' me slap.
D.O.T.: We are plenty pissed off you show a 45mph limit and cars are flying by over 80 in a 70 and...
Plugit: ... The phones are still quiet?
D.O.T.: We are here to convince you to think about what you are saying.
Plugit: I'm saying this fly trap of a tacky ropeedope you shove it up your ass...
D.O.T.: ... And I'm good to go all anal retentive from buying another tire with a slow nail size leak?
Plugit: My product here stops you tree huggers from slashing rubbie's bark next month to make another tire.
D.O.T.: We are just waiting for that one phone call it starts leaking and your product says...
Plugit: ... Says you. If this old early 20th Century idea wasn't going to fly then, how come...
D.O.T.: ... We are wondering that too. I think we should go on the net and collect a field report.
Plugit: Oh, hub could get that report right over, but the copy store does not take his money because anything he says does not make one bit of sense! He throws something simple at it and no one listens to that 'crazy' nut case.
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