I don't lean against cars that don't belong to me. I don't sit on bikes I don't own. I respect the property of other folks. Folks who had worked hard to purchase their machines.

This has never happened to me, how would you guys react if someone (you didn't invite or know) sat on your bike and kicked the cowl as they mounted or perhaps sat atop your cowl. Me thinks that's an invitation to...

* Last updated by: Wolfman on 7/9/2014 @ 11:53 AM *

It hasn't happened on my 14 that im aware of, but when I had my ZX10R I was eating at taco bell and I look ed outside to find a hot as hell blonde sitting on my bike while another equally hot blonde was taking pictures. I said nothing haha. Now had it been damaged or if it was some dude, level 20 woop ass would have ensued.

* Last updated by: Nastynotch on 7/3/2014 @ 6:47 AM *

They are tough words to post on the internet but what would you really do.

You see a guy sitting on your bike. The first thing someone would do is ask them to get off the bike.

Or say get off the bike.

In reality no one wants the bike damaged and trying to force a person off or even getting all agro while the person is sitting on the bike could cause the bike to get damaged. Sure you may then try to hit the person but you will still have a damaged bike.

If this happened to me, I would be nice. request the person get off the bike. Start talking to the person about the bike. get them away from the bike in a friendly manner, then lean in real close and say something like - If you ever sit on or touch my bike again I will rip your eye balls out, put them in a blender and make you drink them.

This has been effective in getting a message across in the past.

See being nice is always the best way. :)

Never had a problem, Luckily for them.
People know not to mess with a motorcyclist's stuff. It ain't cool.

Wise words poison. Wise words. Depends though. If it's a cat that's on vacation and taking tourist shots (unaware of the transgression) or a family man doing a selfie,I agree - it's ignorant but excusable. Nicely asking them to dismount and asking them politely to not do that is the correct path - well put.

This cat was an arrogant dude who knew the owner and was being purposeful in sitting and mounting with reckless abandon and no respect for it's owner.

But, I was just curious about what others thought. And let's face it, if we cannot voice our discontent on this forum, than why bother posting.

When diplomacy and class is the resolve it serves to protect the bike and communicate the merits of "biker class." When your dealing with a Neandrathal unfortunately the club is the only understood outcome.

Context in every situation determines the action.

* Last updated by: Wolfman on 7/3/2014 @ 7:51 AM *

How about a nice little sign to place on your seat: "SIT HERE, GET SHOT"

Speaking of pussies sitting on your bike: Buddy rides an FJR (poor guy) with some fancy ass aftermarket seat. Had the bike sitting outside a customer's house, and when he came out a towel was sitting on his new seat. Lady said her cat had been on his seat clawing, and she covered it so it couldn't do any more damage

I saw the 'damage', wasn't too bad at all. Still, a brand new seat, which costs hundreds of dollars ... and the lady is a customer, so what can ya do.

I came out of work at my old job and found a co worker sitting on my R1. as a biker he should have known not to ever do that. Sure enough later I noticed a small belt buckle scratch on the tank. It took all I had not to go after him. Sometimes as much as we love our machines people just are not worth it. Especially if they don't understand why they are wrong.

I wouldn't be too happy....I would probably respond with a question such as " how would you feel if I sat on your wife's face with my ball bag on her chin?"...

Now if it was a hot chick that would make me happy....

I wouldn't be too happy....I would probably respond with a question such as " how would you feel if I sat on your wife's face with my ball bag on her chin?"...
Now if it was a hot chick that would make me happy....

I had my turbo katana in the bike show at the International center a couple winters back and some douce hung his coat on my handlebar. When I politely asked him if this was his fucking bike and to get his crappy coat off it he looked at me a bit strange. ]Your text to link here...[/url]
Can't say I minded this pair sitting on it though.

* Last updated by: amxsteve on 7/3/2014 @ 7:42 PM *

Slap em straight in the mouth.

guard dog no sits on her ,

A long time ago, I came out of a video rental store (I said it was a long time ago), and a lady had her 2-3 year old sitting on my ZX11. First, I hate kids. Second, I hate stupid people that shouldn't have kids, but do anyway. However, I didn't want to traumatize a future biker, so I playfully told him no wheelies in the parking lot, put him on the ground, and quietly whispered in the stupid bitch's ear what I wanted to do to her. As I rode away, she was still frozen in place. It took a couple hours to buff out the shoe marks on the tank, and a couple weeks for me to let it go.

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Three beautiful girls in one photo!

A long time ago, I came out of a video rental store (I said it was a long time ago), and a lady had her 2-3 year old sitting on my ZX11. First, I hate kids. Second, I hate stupid people that shouldn't have kids, but do anyway. However, I didn't want to traumatize a future biker, so I playfully told him no wheelies in the parking lot, put him on the ground, and quietly whispered in the stupid bitch's ear what I wanted to do to her. As I rode away, she was still frozen in place. It took a couple hours to buff out the shoe marks on the tank, and a couple weeks for me to let it go.

A couple weeks? How bout a couple decades? ... but I don't blame you ... and here's proof:

1996 I had just bought a brand spankin' new Honda CBR900RR. Rode it straight from the dealer to work, 12 miles on the ODO as it sat in the parking lot at work. Perfect-O bike. Beautiful! Co-worker came out to look, asked if he could sit on it; I said OK. What could go wrong, right? He leaned it up, centered, with both feet on the ground, flat parking lot. Sat there for about 15 seconds balanced and relaxed looking, then for some reason he and the bike just started falling over, away from me. All I could do was grab for something, anything to try to help slow it down from my very poor position of leverage. Laid slowly, gently down onto the pavement. Did very, very little damage ... tiny scratch on the mirror ... but it was pretty upsetting. However ... I am completely over it now. Sold the bike in 2000. So I've totally forgotten about it. Not a problem at all. Hardly ever lose sleep over it anymore. Night terrors are down to a minimum. Shrink says I'm on my way

* Last updated by: ZX14R on 7/4/2014 @ 8:37 AM *

I have never had anyone so much as touch my bikes without asking first, except one time. My bike was warming up as I was getting ready to leave work, and this idiot coworker of mine takes it upon himself to grab a handful of throttle and twist.

I made it very clear to him that it would never happen again.

My son, on the other hand (he's 7), always wants to sit on, touch, and twist the throttle on my bike when it's running. He always asks politely, and I almost always let him, unless I'm busy doing something else.

* Last updated by: jtemple on 7/4/2014 @ 9:57 AM *

whats happened me on more than one occasion, the latest 2 weeks ago, in a bar, well, outside chatting, go inside to get a beer, some dumb as fuk bitch has my helmet on her head, gloves on her hands, has dropped my neck warmer on the floor and is walking on it, while her other stupid bitch friend slaps her on the head,
told her to get it off her fukn head while i whipped the gloves from her, the usual bullshit ensues, dont raise your voice to a girl, she was only playing bla bla bla, i told her boyfriend, one scratch on the visor, $100 i scratch on helmet $800, i told dumb bitch if she leaves her handbag down , ill will open it and go through her things, and that if i wanted her make up all over the inside of my helmet id fuking ask for it
this happens at least twice a year, and its always dumb ass fukin women, dudes never pull this shit

Motero, its a pussy magnet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCniJjDzedQ

Ok it's a Harley but if it was a Ninja he would have been hit with a full face!!

I've analyzed the film carefully and I agree with Poison, before any action is taken they must be politely directed to dismount. Only then is action warranted.

If memory serves he also takes the girl? Now that was lovely. Code of Hamurabi and eye for an eye - lol.

If memory serves he also takes the girl? Now that was lovely. Code of Hammurabi and eye for an eye - lol.

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There was a long hill and a short steep hill where everyone went sledding. I knew a blonde cutie that live on the steeper hill. That was kid time growing up. Now on an X-6, I hook up with some biker about to join a club. He's dating the girl on the hill. I ride over there with him, the girl may have been waiting outside? We see the old man come out of the house. He's a little on the tipsy side. I just cleaned my bike with anal care in a can and he begins to handle the bike or not in a, I'm going to climb on it give me the keys. No, more just a touch at it and being friendly.

So when that happened, I came out with the word of the day and said, "Hey, don't Gooch my bike." He got all offended and began to yell at me to get off his prop and who remembers? All I remember is that line, he getting mad at me and it was as if molesting my woman with a grope, how dare he!

Today? ________________ Fill in the blank.

How dare he...touch that goooch! Or Gooch my bike.

I tell males that are touching it, "Keep your dick beaters off, unless it's yours!". I am just as rude to women, they get no special treatment. Most that would jump on your bike are stupid cunts anyways. "guys that touch my bike are fuckin beaten, girls who touch my bike are just fucked...... which one are you?