His current average posts per day is 15.1....

He would need to average 33.5 posts per day from now til the 29th.

That might be a little too much for even Wolf, unless he starts replying to himself.

Any takers?

* Last updated by: fatsix on 3/11/2014 @ 12:36 PM *

Wolf! Wolf! he's our man! If Wolf cant do it, no one can!

Only if the moon is full....

I will try kimosabbi!

Sorry could resist 5400 posts in 11 months.

Wolf is about to start power posting lol.

one word per post will get him there no sweat

holy shit wolfman you need to ride more or get a shewolf.

Knee surgery 1500 posts
Back Injury 2000 posts
Winter 3000 posts

I think I have read 90% of what people write on here.

She wolf got her for 20-40 minutes a day. Ride as soon as it warms up me gone!

But yah, I am not on a crusade just like to read stuff and post. I doubt I can do 6000 and realistically this is fats polite way or not, of suggesting I'm a blabber mouth.

Green-Hub-Rook are def more active than this dog!

Hey fat I read somewhere you are 6'4 and 185. I'm 6'3 at 250. Your a feather weight. How come you chose fat6 not phat6?

Blabbermouth? Nah. I would have said Wolfie the wind bag. There was no intent of a hidden message for you to decode in the creation of this thread. I saw your post count in the other thread did some math. Just for something different and non confrontational, i made you a poll. Not for the why or how, just for can. Hahaha wtf?

16 years ago when i first got a buick grand national, i signed up to the turbobuicks forum. Fastsix and phatsix werent available and it suggested Fatsix. Dont really know why i kept it for the past 16 years. Cracks me up when people make fat guy jokes, thinking im overweight. Tall, lanky with retard strength. Long legs keep the weight down.

* Last updated by: fatsix on 3/11/2014 @ 8:51 PM *

The more I learn about you the more I think what a cool cat! Ha that's funny right there...the name fat, it's good man I like! How old are you man? Wolfman's 41 ( and never refers to self in third person)!

Yap, you're right about the windbag, however, this forum of ours does collect some real cool cats that keep me loyal and coming back!

Alright my freakishly tall and thin friend. Be good!
W

I remember when the Wolf said he was going to take a break. Bond with the family. Some much needed quality time. I'm thinking, I could use a break too. The Wolf is everywhere! More posts than a cornfield fence. More thoughts to share than a woman with ADD. More angles than a Hoberman sphere. Aaaahhhhh, a breather. It lasted, what, 2 days? I didn't even get a breath. I think I blinked once. In the midst of a stretch. A fleeting glimpse of freedom. A glance back to a more peaceful time. A single leaf falling in autumn. He's back with a vengeance. He's tossing lines like a 1986 coke addict. He's typing like a thousand monkeys writing Shakespeare. He's blathering on like a punch drunk caffeine junkie. Got a rolling verbiage like a preacher on Sunday morn. He's tossing them off like a sex addict in solitary. 6000 posts, 8ooo posts, 10,000 posts, he's on a steamroll, an avalanche of words, a pelting hailstorm of letters, a driving rain of punctuation. He's the fifth horseman of the apocalypse, the great pandemic of the millennium, the scourge of our time. The question isn't will the Wolf make 6000 posts, it's will we survive?

Golly gee, I have inspired the Alligator to become a literary pedagog! I am reaching for the tissue to commemorate this fine stroke. Like a fine ballet, a effervescent Mariachi band, like a 400 dollar hooker...musical intrigue to the ear. A beautiful prose! More reptilian friend more! Encore, Bravo, Merciful heaven!!!!

It's nice to know I have inspired such an expressive intellectual eruption!

And as for my sabbatical I did not post in December allowing for focus and family.

Take care my reptilian friend.

W

Ps may you not only survive, but may you live long and prosper!
W

Damn wolf you really do bring out the best in people, probably somethings they didn;t know they had, lol gotta love this stuff!

41 in dog years? My 7 year old is a chatty cathy. So much so, I am now getting phone calls from the teacher that he has been disrespectful for an entire week. He is not listening to the teacher, and will not be quiet. He's not bad, but the talking is to the point where its disrupting the other kids from learning. I had a long stern talk with him last night. He was warned two months ago for this stuff before going to Disney. Additional ramifications have been added.

He has been officially informed that his behavior must change immediately and a few demands met. If he chooses poorly, then he forfeits his ass, to my belt. If any poor choices are made between now and Saturday. The forfeiture clause will go into effect, with the additional loss of playing baseball. Further continuance will result in the loss of a fun summer camp and replaced with cleaning bed pans at an old people home. I'm sure they would love to have someone to talk to all day.

You are 8.125 lbs per year older than me.

Yes sir! I have two cubs. My boy is six, my girl is two. He is a crazy talented swimmer and coming up through the karate ranks. My girl is two know her aBc's, shapes and can count to twenty. She know all her colours. She is I think the academic, my boy the daredevil. My boy has me into the school about once a month, which is an improvement over last year (one a week). Beyond that the missus tries her best to hide my bike keys on me, but I've outsmarted her by keeping hidden spares. We are simple people try not to get into any trouble unless it's a top a motorcycle.

My second son, who is going to turn 3 in july is an animal. Like a plane crash on top of a train derailment, when he is in the area. We call him wreck it ryder. He is a 24/7 zombie hunter as well.

* Last updated by: fatsix on 3/12/2014 @ 1:16 PM *

OMG! no F--ing problem. Look, he has picked up 300 posts since you started this thread yesterday.

This has turned into a roast of our beloved Wolf.

" I did not post in December allowing for focus and family."

Call it literary license (too lazy to actually check).

64 a good roast now and then is good for the soul and keeps one focused and humble. I have teased and poked many people in my short tenure on this site! It was my turn. I am amazed phat even noticed my post count. But yeah, I appreciate you guys so no harm, no foul!

I am amazed phat even noticed my post count.

On a side note. Last year we had to have a talk with the school counselor after an incident with my son, his friend and another student. My son told his friend to choke the other kid. He did get the belt for that...Long story short, he's a lot smarter than the other kids and makes the poor choices to try to fit in. So that's where we were headed again this year.

It looks like our talk had a positive impact. I let him know I was happy, but I also let him know that there is no reason he couldn't get these papers everyday and that he is expected to behave the rest of the school year.

That's a superb result fat. Wish my boy brings one soon! We get some good noted in the communication book, but no cool awards. These awards are what elementary school days should be about. I got a certificate in Grade 5 (still have it) for flying the highest kite on Kite Day. Sort of a metaphor for like, but yeah!

Keep on soaring high Peyton!

Now thats an award worth hanging on to!