I am long overdue, and I hope it stays that way.
I never ran from the cops. Even once down Carmel Valley Road in California, I went flying past the county mounty in my Porsche doing double the speed limit. No radar then. He tried to follow. LOL. At the mouth of the valley where CVR runs into Highway 1, I pulled over. No reason to run into CHP on 1 and get pulled over for fleeing.
So along comes the mounty, gumball flashing, and pulls up behind me. Out comes stereotypical Sheriff with gunbelt and belly and all.
"Son, you was speeding when you went by, but I couldn't clock you. It is high speeds and reckless driving like that that makes people hate kids in Porsches."
I looked my best "I am cold calm man" at him and said, in an even voice, "Which might explain why everyone, including you, wishes they had one."
He didn't even give me a warning.
If I had run and kept running on Highway 1, Motorola would have dimed me out to CHP who would have thrown me in jail.
Only squids and idiots run from the POOOLEEESEEES.
* Last updated by: privateer on 5/8/2012 @ 9:37 AM *
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